Are you always this stupid or are you making a special effort today?
I don't know what makes you so dumb but it really works!
Yo momma's so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, no professionals."
Yo momma's so ugly she turned Medusa to stone!
Hey computer nerd! BYTE ME!
I think I just hit a kid.
Ever tried to be cute ?
Your client is sending shit! Maybe its a virus ?
POOF! You are....OUT!
Was it a typo?
Hey dennis! Kids are not allowed in this chan!
Looks like your lil sister is on your computer. msg me when you are back.
Look behind you! A threeheaded monkey!
Join the dark side! And get a kick for free!
That happens, when kids sit on their computer all day long.
Is it a bird? Is it a plane? NOO, its kicked $nick! 
Knock knock. Whos there? Lamer. Lamer who? bwah, i dont like these knockknock-games...good bye
Aren't you the guy from the Village People?
Now sit back and feel comfortable that you annoyed the people in this channel.
You failed the minimum intelligence level required for this channel. Good bye!
Whats the difference between me and you ?
Cya later... and dont forget to bring a towel!
Cya in windows
Have no fear, $::botnick is here!
You failed to meet the minimum intelligence level required for this channel - goodbye.
Error occurred at 0xA48EFC by $nick
A fatal exception has occured at $chan in module $nick. Terminating...
P.S. This doesn't mean we can't be friends
I would ask you to leave, but why, when I can force you?
Would you like fries with that?
Random Kick Message #33
Waste your time wherever you want, but not here.
killall -9 $nick
Some people wonder if its something in the water in your region, personally, I just think you were born stupid.
Do I really need a kickmessage to get you out of here ?
1st! 2nd! 3rd! You aaaaare...OUT !