Constipated People Don't Give A Crap
Please Tell Your Pants Its Not Polite To Point
If You Can't Dazzle Them With Brilliance, Riddle Them With Bullets
If You Can't Dazzle Them With Brilliance, Baffle Them With Bullshit
Thank You For Pot Smoking
Love knows no bounds or limits
Bad TV don't make Bad Kids, Bad Parenting Does
Have you drug tested YOUR legislators today?
Question Authority
Extremism in defense of liberty is no vice
In the darkness I can feel the things that makes me crazy
You can not have a heaven without a hell
The quest for knowledge will not end until I breath my last breath
Sticks and stones my break my bones, but feathers and leather make me hot
Just because you got the POWER, don't mean you got the RIGHT
Information is the greatest weapon of power to the modern wizard
What a Long, Strange Trip It's Been
Lack of understanding contributes to fear, and fear leads to excess
Live free or die
Soylent Green is made of people!
Gun Control isn't about guns. It's about control.
Freedom with their exceptions
Freedom is no longer free
The shortest straw has been pulled for you
The road to democracy is paved with the lives of thousands
If winning doesn't matter, why keep score?
Never attribute to malice what can adequately be explained by stupidity
Money has made the law. Technology has made a farce of the law.
Beyond imagination lies the truth
Where children dare to tread, the footsteps of censorship are sure to follow
"Whenever books are burned, men, also, are burned." -- Heine
Bureaucrats. Proof that shit floats to the top.
I would prefer to die free, then live enslaved
A book worth banning is a book worth reading
A coward mistakes oppression for peace
Moral indignation is jealousy hiding under a halo
Knowledge can cure ignorance, but intelligence cannot cure stupidity
The church hates a thinker like a robber hates a cop
Guns don't kill people cops kill people
Chocolate syrup is good on ice cream, too
I'd rather be flogging the peasants
The truth is out there
It's a lot harder to teach someone how to love, then it is to hate
It's Not How You Pick Your Nose, But Where You Put The Booger
It's Been Lovely But I Have To Scream Now
To know Stanley is to know his demon
Rose tint my world keeps me safe from the trouble and pain
Don't dream it, be it
I want to go to the late night double feature picture show
Real knowledge is to know the extent of one's ignorance
Help stamp out, eliminate and abolish redundancy!
An honest politician is one who, when bought, stays bought.
A Smith and Wesson beats four aces.
When in darkness or in doubt, Run in circles, scream and shout.
Incompetence knows no barriers of time or place.
It is morally wrong to allow suckers to keep their money.
Never underestimate the power of human stupidity.
Lost interest?  It's so bad I've lost apathy.
A lost ounce of gold may be found, a lost moment of time never.
A truly wise man never plays leapfrog with a Unicorn.
An idea is not responsible for the people who believe in it.
Behind every argument is someone's ignorance.
Cheap things are of no value, valuable things are not cheap.
Creditors have much better memories than debtors.
Draw your salary before spending it.
He was so narrow-minded he could see through a keyhole with two eyes.
History books which contain no lies are extremely dull.
I despise the pleasure of pleasing people whom I despise.
Idleness is the holiday of fools.
If at first you don't succeed, you're doing about average.
If some people didn't tell you, you'd never know they'd been away on vacation.
It's sweet to be remembered, but it's often cheaper to be forgotten.
Let not the sands of time get in your lunch.
Life is like an onion: you peel off layer after layer, then you find there is nothing in it.
Many a family tree needs trimming.
Never call a man a fool; borrow from him.
No one can feel as helpless as the owner of a sick goldfish.
Nobody can be as agreeable as an uninvited guest.
One man tells a falsehood, a hundred repeat it as true.
Put your brain in gear before starting your mouth.
Reputation: What others are not thinking about you.
Some rise by sin and some by virtue fall.
That must be wonderful!  I dont understand it at all.
The attacker must vanquish; the defender need only survive.
The best prophet of the future is the past.
The only rose without thorns is friendship.
Those of you who think you know everything are annoying to those of us who do.
With clothes the new are best, with friends the old are best.
Without fools there would be no wisdom.
You cannot propel youself forward by patting yourself on the back.
Monday is a hard way to spend one-seventh of your life
Pros are people who do jobs well even when they don't feel like it
You can't win. You can't break even. You can't even quit the game.
The slowest checker is always at the quick check-out lane.
An unbreakable toy can be used to break other toys.
Only adults have difficulty with child-proof bottles.
No one is perfect until you fall in love with them
Ever stop to think and forget to start again
Linux. Becuase rebooting should be for hardware changes.
No one notices until things go wrong.
