alias randcl {
	^local rcl.
	@ rcl.0 = [should of put the glock down.]
	@ rcl.1 = [hot damn, I didn't want to kill a man.]
	@ rcl.2 = [check me and I'll check ya back.]
	@ rcl.3 = [put the blunt down just for a minute]
	@ rcl.4 = [tried to jack me, my homie got shot.]
	@ rcl.5 = [insane in the membrane]
	@ rcl.6 = [slow hits from the bong]		 	
	@ rcl.7 = [k-leet]
^eval set client_information $rcl[$rand(8)] 
}
on #-ctcp 20 * if ([$2]==[VERSION]) {^randcl}